Feminism benefits us all
and that's why we believe in it
we believe in it because it's right,
we believe in it because it's true
we believe in it because it benefits us all
we believe in it because it benefits us all

Feminist comedians are funny
and that's why we laugh at them
we laugh because they're right
we laugh because it's true
we laugh because they're awesome
we laugh because fuck Jeremy Clarkson

(and I know, I know, I know, 'it's just a joke, right? but I wonder why you find it so funny to constantly shit on those with less power than you in society rather than using humour to take away some of the power of those that shit on you and us every day.)

Feminism is sometimes really funny and feminism benefits us all

Feminism makes girls like me
but that's not why I do it
I do it because it's right
I do it because it's true
I do it because it benefits us all
I do it because fuck Max Hardcore

(and look, there's nothing wrong with having humiliation- or power-play as part of a healthy sexual relationship as long as there are clearly drawn boundaries and enthusiastic consent from everyone involved, it's just, if the actual power is more important to you than the agency and trust involved in freely relinquishing that power, maybe you need to have a serious think about how that influences the way you view people)

Feminism is really pretty sexy and feminism benefits us all

I'm a feminist because I fucking bother
to listen to my sister and my mother
and because I fell in love with Zadie Smith at an impressionable age...

Lot's of really cool people are feminists and feminism benefits us all

Feminism is for men as well, you know
But that's not the only reason I do it
I do it because it's right, I do it because it's cool
I do it because it benefits me
I do it because fuck the patriarchy

(and if you really think that women have it better just because men are supposedly expected to be these emotionless, powerful breadwinners or because, if conscription were to happen, women might be exempt, then what you're really saying is that you're frustrated by all these nonsensical gender roles created and sustained by the patriarchy that see women as weak, frail waifs and men as stunted, horny meat-heads which really, all they do is just fuck up your own sense of identity and what it means to be whatever gender you are. So fuck that.)

Feminist will smash the patriarchy and feminism benefits us all